Every instinct wrong

Things have not being going badly or unfortunately. Things have been going annoyingly. For example, I needed proof of address to get a bank account. I have an introduction letter from BT with MY ADDRESS, but it has to be a BILL from BT. BT sends out bills quarterly. It's fine, I've got used to it. Rather than suggesting that the Co-operative Bank call me as proof that the line is actually set-up and I'm not planning on committing fraud, I just said 'okay'.
Then I accidentally uninstalled Microsoft Office. Computer Geek Friends, I can hear you laughing. It's fine. What do I need Word for anyway.


(Pint glass found on the University of London campus)